[sticky entry] Sticky: La Creatura Overview

Dec. 8th, 2024 03:25 pm
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๐ŸŒˆ | fantasy artist | 3 fursonas | overexcited but friendly

Hello, I'm Wobblegong! (Wobbles is also fine. (Wobs to my buddies.)) I type far too many words about topics which interest me and I will not be stopped. I think animals are super cool, sometimes I say something about the video games I'm messing with, and I like spreadsheets far too much for what an unsupervised toddler (danger to myself) I am with them.

I am a lifelong artist and as of now my stuff can be found on deviantArt under the name jWobblegong [LINK] because Wobblegong was taken. Gonna die mad about that. Mostly digital art, some short original fiction too!

My journal is 99% public because I want EVERYONE to find out that kelp isn't a plant, it's a eukaryote. But feel free to wave access requests in my direction!

Dragon swimming through waves.
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Paleo Pines, possibly my favorite game ever, has commenced a Kickstarter to fund a small (or not so small) expansion! It successfully funded within the first week so it's just a matter of how many stretch goals get hit; as of writing, Stretch Goal 1 is about 4k EUR away.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/paleopines/paleo-pines-players-choice

I'll admit I'm cheeping about it because it's me and it's Paleo Pines, but I want to note my favorite part about this: the expansion will be free to all past & future players! Backing it is purely a question of whether YOU want to throw more money at the Paleo Pines devs to make more cool stuff appear, and maybe get some merchandise out of it. But if Kickstarters aren't your thing or money is bleh, all good, you'll still be getting Spinosaurus & more dreamstones! (Plus anything else if they hit stretch goals.)

Paleo Pines: Players' Choice banner
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If I am shading in my usual cel shading style (yay) but have been given an image/composition with no interesting lighting (BOO) and the depicted characters are slamming into both #FFFFFF white & near-blacks too dark for me to see, with Satan as my witness, the solution is my standard multiply-or-whatever dark layer for the shadows... and a Level Correction layer on the highlights, proportionally dragging all the darks a little bit towards #FFFFFF.

This feels unethical (I'm not even applying color to the light?! Please, my composition!!) but it works and it doesn't involve me manually adjusting the lightest/darkest character colors, which is otherwise a maze I can lose 45 minutes in, so....
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Due to THE EVERYTHING I have been deep in the manic hyperfixation mines for the last whileโ€“ gotta have something to happily obsess over in my free time. For some reason this time around my lightning tapioca has fixated on Path of Titans. This is bizarre for many reasons. (2500 words) )

I conclude this post about playing dinosaurs by mentioning Path of Titans has a Recruit A Friend system. If you too want to play dinos after reading this post, you can get a free appearance for one dino (and gift it to me too in the process!) by listing me as your referrer. Either put this code in as your referrer: 687-936-386

... or follow this link and then buy the game: https://alderongames.com/refer-a-friend/687-936-386

(If you get lost trying to navigate this silly system, please see the official Recruit-A-Friend FAQ for explanations, info and links.)

(Disclaimer: in case it's not obvious, I believe you should not play dinos if you don't want to play dinos. RAF code provided only on the off chance someone reads this and inexplicably thinks "huh, I DO want to play dinos!" because the pretty suchomimus skin is very pretty.)

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One of the delights of playing an MMORPG, or any multiplayer video game where you frequently get matched with strangers to fight a boss, is zoning in to find one of the strangers yelling "MY WIFE/HUSBAND" at the monstrosity you have been tasked with defeating.

Note: this only gets funnier & earns more of my respect the more inhuman/monstrous the boss is.
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A small but non-zero convenience of being the digital artist I am is that the most common types of spammers/scammers are baldfacedly obvious. For artists who generate a lot of fan art, or draw peoples' pets, or work as a photographer, a stranger inquiring about using their work is a plausible interaction.

If someone cold-calls me, on the other hand, all I can do is slowly turn to look at wall of niche-within-a-niche excruciatingly specific OC commissions which I would be amazed if over 100k people in the entire real world would have the context necessary to comprehend. I hit the Report Spam button and go back to rotating my hyperspecific blorbos in my mind.
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Previously: "I Was Buried In Steam Games for New Year's!" I am back with even more games to mention, some from the gamesplosion and some others picked up since.

Jigsaw Puzzle Dreams: grabbed it on a lark one night while e-hanging out with a friend after they said "this is the good Steam jigsaw game because all you have to do is buy one cheap DLC to unlock all the features." I approve of being able to turn any .jpeg of my choice into a puzzle of my desired size/complexity! Also comes with a digital room you can decorate/move around in a little. It's fine, if you have $5 and really want jigsaw on the computer go look into it.

Nexomon: Extinction: the best Pokemonlike I have ever had the pleasure of playing! It is very, very Pokemon (not to be confused with Digimon, Monster Rancher, etc) but establishes itself as its own thing... I guess my shortest summary (instead of gushing for an entire review) is that if you like Pokemon mainseries games, this has all the good stuff and none of the bad stuff. No needing to memorize several encyclopedias to play! A surprisingly good story! Combat and collecting which are mostly the fun parts instead of the boring parts! I won't call it perfect but damn I had such a blast, I recommend this one as hard as possible to anyone intrigued by it. (PS. It's technically a sequel but not really, you can play it without playing Nexomon 1.)

Tiny Pasture: less of a game and more of a desktop toy but I like it a lot so it gets a mention. You get a small pixel-art "pasture" along the bottom of your monitor and you fill it with cute pixel-art chickens and corgis and bunnies. In modern parlance it's a clicker→idler but if you're old like me, it's, you know, a silly thing to decorate your desktop and zone out looking at/poking when you don't want to work. A desktop toy.

Fae Farm: a 3D farmsim... and it feels weird to type this, but 1. I like it a lot 2. consider pirating it if you want it (unlike basically anything else I will ever mention)! The base game is very fun, it has its gaps/weaknesses but there's plenty to enjoy. I am told the multiplayer is GREAT and it definitely feels like a game I wish I had some friends to play with! However. The DLCs are not just hideously overpriced but actively make the game worse (for example one breaks multiplayer pretty badly) and that's because not that long after this game was published it was surreptitiously bought out by crypto bros who fired everyone. (This included nuking the next game they were working on, and having seen some of the concept art + played Fae Farm I AM SAD ABOUT THAT!) So the base game, made by a team who clearly cared and did honestly a very solid job, is quite fun. Unfortunately if you buy it your money goes to fuckheads who'd kill the golden goose to pry one egg out of its corpse slightly faster, and everything they touch sucks ass. If you decide it's cute enough to tempt (and I don't blame you if you do!) do NOT get the DLCs and DO explore the swashbuckling options.

Monster Hunter Wilds: Everything you've heard about how bad the PC optimization is? Extremely true (derogatory). Everything you've heard about how fun the gameplay is? Extremely true (fervent adoration). I'm not even good at action games! But I love hunting monsters with my friends. ♥

I think the backlog is nearly defeated. Maybe I won't have to write any more of these! (Which is good because I'm about to be dragged from MHWilds to the new FFXIV patch to a major ARTPG event... in what free time?????)
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Tonight's misadventure: joining an ARTPG's Discord server to see if maybe they'd tell me if the game was open to new players, after poring over their public webpages could not turn anything up-to-date up. (They kept citing a calendar which doesn't exist anymore due to deviantArt's bad choices.)

When I joined there were (optimistically) about 75 people online.
The server had 129 channels, excluding voice chat.


I never did find the info I wanted but you know what, there comes a point where trying to merely enter the game is such a labyrinthine nightmare that I think it's valuable info about the gameplay experience I can expect, and giving up is ok.
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Depending on language the timezone is named:

  • Coordinated Universal Time in English
  • Temps Universel Cordonné in French

And they decided the abbreviation would be UTC (instead of CUT or TUC) so that it wouldn't map to either language's name. On purpose.

Master-tier "if we pick one the other will complain, so ok, it's neither now."

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After a series of consecutive sidequests I have made a new page at the creature webbed site:

https://wobblegong.neocities.org/stickynote

And I made it 95% to hold the following nugget of wisdom: you can append &format=original to a picture in its own Firefox tab to force it to load as the not-webp file type it originally was.

I spent so much time in the search engine mines trying to dig up the syntax with no luck so here it is now, on a tiny little static webbed page which should be going nowhere, where anyone can see it. (I will not install a browser extension for this. Stop telling me to install a browser extension for this, web, I only need to do this to a dozen images per year and they go right into image editing software.)

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Just told someone that if [___ didn't ___] I was, and I quote, "going to change the lockscreen of every phone on Earth to goatse."

I don't think I need to say anything else about my day. I think that conveys everything you need to know!
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I have not even remotely dug myself out of this pile but I'm making some headway!

Fossil Corner: REALLY GOOD! Something on the "short and sweet" end of the scale, although you're welcome to keep playing the delightful puzzles to get more pretty fossils for as long as you want. And that just told you what the game is. Uhh. The premise is you're a fossil-obsessed retiree, and the easy bite of story is told via emails you "answer" in between sorting more fossils. There's three kinds of fossils and if you're lucky (the luck seems to get aggressively generous over time) you can find special rare ossified ones that sparkle. Had to reluctantly pry myself away from this one to try everything else, I absolutely adore it.

ATLYSS: early access in the genre of "single player MMORPG" although it does have multiplayer. Just not Massively Online. You are a cute little furry thing who beats monsters up in someone else's world that is your afterlife now. Emphasis on action combat, with dodging and parrying being crucial, but has a nice variety of weapons/playstyles. Vertical slice early access being developed by a single person I believe, so there's not a ton of game in there, but what's there is fun as hell. I made my friends come play with me for a bit and everyone loved it.

Garden In!: this is probably a great game if you're not me. The art is great, the plants are cute, and the mechanics are smooth. Unfortunately the way it's balanced landed so, so poorly for me: it's not quite a game you fully idle/put down for long hours, but it's also not a game you can stay continuously active in for long. I ended up feeling like I was supposed to come back every 45 minutes, which is too long a wait to stay engaged but too short an interval to fully turn away to other stuff. Also the way progress is gated, there's a few things encouraging you to go bonkers with Too Many Plants To Sensibly Care For which did not improve the experience. Controls also felt a mild amount of janky/unresponsive which is forgivable if I'm having fun but more irritating if I'm already huffy. So: can you be cool about not optimizing gameplay and just chill with some plants? Give this a look! If you have my damage from being trained by past entries in this/similar genres, this might not be so great though. (But it IS really pretty.)

APICO: my latest entry in playing farmsims that aren't really farmsims! APICO is about bees (yes, the bugs that make honey) and it is A BLAST. The fourth tutorial starts off with "By this point you might be thinking, wait, are these guys trying to sneak in actual biology into a game? The answer is, yes, sorry!" I don't think they're sorry. This is the kind of game that devours your life because you love it so much, and it's all about being a weirdo in a forest unlocking the secrets of magic bees and getting rich bottling fermented honey soda (fermented soda optional, there's seventy other things to do too). Around hour seven I realized I'd stumbled backwards into the genetics to convince rain-hating diurnal bees that they love rain & the night, actually, at which point I had to put this down for a bit to go process the possibilities. If you like bees, raising bees, sensibly complex genetics games or what I will call "contraption gameplay" you should try APICO.

I have five more titles to try after this, most of them large/lengthy games. Pray for my free time.
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My little Neocities webbed site is beginning to look nice enough to pass as functional. Hooray! As is tradition I opened it because I wanted to make a new page with actual stuff on it, and then instead I started a new landing/link list page and then fucked off to work on the CSS for five hours.

The good news is most things I wanted to sit on a backdrop now sit on a backdrop. I also shuffled the linkstickles into order, got them a fancy background, and massaged the Light Mode background tile to be more visible on screens/devices which flatten white-ish colors into all white. (Well, I think/hope. I've only got so many devices to test on.)

The CSS crime ended up being the thing I did not expect: page footers are made of sin and misery!! Conceptually they've been a staple for decades now and if you want a horrendous screen-wasting "always on top" mobile-style one that's easy. But if you want one that glues itself to the bottom of a page after all the other page content even if the page content is less than a full page, 1. go fuck yourself 2. get out a CSS calc(). )

I think I got it to work though. Eventually. At least it works when I resize my own screens! And all it took was moving some body{} properties into a new mandatory div I'll have to put on every page, yaaaaay.

Behold thusly here: https://wobblegong.neocities.org/burrow

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An implied concept in taxonomy is that the further apart two animals are in their family tree, the less likely it is that they can produce hybrid offspring. This is part of how we define "species" in the first place and used to explain why, for example, breeding a cat and a dog together doesn't make catdogs: those are too different! This makes situations where hybrids do result pretty fascinating, for example horse + donkey = mule/hinny. But again, it's fascinating because it usually doesn't work. And while I just used a bunch of mammal examples, surely this is broadly true of the rest of the animal kingdom.

Enter some fish researchers in 2019. Acipenser gueldenstaedtii the Russian sturgeon, and Polyodon spathula the American paddlefish are two large and extremely endangered fish. They are not particularly related, otherwise: they are both part of order Acipenseriformes, but that's kind of a broad group which boils down to "ray-finned fish that are like super ancient". The whole ray-finned fish group itself is already enormous and not very specific, so just because they're both janky living fossils doesn't mean they're RELATED-related. In fact, the scientists were working on both of them together BECAUSE they're not very related.

See, there's this absolutely bizarre type of sexual reproduction1 some animals pull off called parthenogenesis. This is when an organism which otherwise ought to engage in the traditional "two adults reproduce to create offspring" thing finds a way to do it solo. A famous example are whiptail lizards like Aspidoscelis neomexicanus who are 100% female, males do not exist, yet the females carry on laying eggs which hatch into more genetically-identical daughters. "All females who keep cloning themselves" is not the only type of parthenogenesis, but it's one of the more common ones.

A to me even more puzzling subtype of parthenogenesis is called gynogenesis. This is a type of parthenogenesis where the egg cell/final resulting offspring is a clone of the parent but the parthenogenic process to turn the egg cell into offspring only starts if a sperm cell is present. Sperm has to show up to the egg but then it doesn't get used! For some reason! Because biology is a cosmic prank, I guess.

But despite my "it WHATS?" this is actually very convenient for certain amphibian/fish researchers. If you have, say, a big highly endangered fish, and you would really like to see if you can persuade it to clone itself, just get some sperm cells from a different big highly endangered fish and mix. If gynogenesis is possible this should trigger it, but if that doesn't work the two parents will be too different and the sperm won't fertilize the eggs! ^_^

...

New York Times, July 15 2020: "Scientits Accidentally Bred The Fish Version of a Liger."
"American paddlefish and Russian sturgeon were not supposed to be able to create hybrid offspring. Surprise!"

You know how it is with In-Vitro Fertilization, once you've got everything ready to go you might as well do as many eggs as you can.
Wikipedia: Hundreds of hybrid fish were created, of which about two-thirds survived over one month, and about 100 survived for one year.
So sturddlefish are a thing which can exist, it turns out. The diagram on wikipedia is pretty fascinating: top/bottom are a sturgeon and a paddlefish respectively, for comparison, while the middle two are sturddlefish showing off the different genome length results. Apparently the improbable babies either trip over their sturgeon chromosomes and end up significanly more sturgeon than paddlefish, or they keep the ratios even and look like an appropriately intermediate hybrid.

Anyways. As best I can find the little weirdoes have remained chilling in captivity in a lab with little expectation they'll amount to anything capitalism wants. But they do exist (or at least did for awhile) and I think that's cool of the fish and very hilarious of the humans.


  1. By sexual reproduction I mean: there are two types of organism reproduction, asexual and sexual. Asexual reproduction is what bacteria do: they just clone themselves, making a perfect copy offspring with perfectly identical DNA, without ever involving another bacteria in the process. Sexual reproduction is what butterflies do: two different indivduals meet up and combine their respective 1/2s of their DNA to make an offspring with the correct total amount of DNA but half of it was from one parent and half of it was from the other, making something new which is not a clone at all.

    If you think parthenogenesis sounds like it should count as asexual, the trick is that (every?) organism known to do it is clearly descended from something which used to smash gametes with another organism and is still very much set up as if it expects to smash gametes with another organism. And then somehow jailbreaks that. So, technically counts as sexual reproduction, but in a very weird loophole way.
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View on deviantArt: "Spooky Scary Scaredy-Cat"

Knocked out another pic for silly game reasons but I'm pretty pleased with it on a few fronts: composition stuff (hard but I feel like I succeeded ok) & the fun of drawing (I had a good time!) )
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Ok, ok, I know "free calculus textbook" is on par with "free unseasoned boiled Brussels sprouts" in terms of crowd appeal, but hear me out. Calculus Made Easy is a 1910 book by one Silvanus P. Thompson, available on Project Gutenberg as a PDF [LINK] or as its own standalone website [LINK]. The very short prologue opens with:

"Considering how many fools can calculate, it is surprising that it should be thought either a difficult or a tedious task for any other fool to learn how to master the same tricks.

Some calculus-tricks are quite easy. Some are enormously difficult. The fools who write the textbooks of advanced mathematics — and they are mostly clever fools — seldom take the trouble to show you how easy the easy calculations are. On the contrary, they seem to desire to impress you with their tremendous cleverness by going about it in the most difficult way.

Being myself a remarkably stupid fellow, I have had to unteach myself the difficulties, and now beg to present to my fellow fools the parts that are not hard. Master these thoroughly, and the rest will follow. What one fool can do, another can."

That's the preface. The first chapter is titled "To Deliver You From The Preliminary Terrors."

It keeps going like this.

So if you know calculus, or don't know calculus, or are just a sassy little fishbirdthing who is delighted by this guy's voice, grab the free PDF or visit the free website. I'm not sure there's a downside to reading this.

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View on deviantArt: "[GIF] Supremacy on Any Field"
(If you click through please "Open Image in New Tab" to see it at full size! dA insists on shrinking it >:C )


NOTE: this is an animated GIF! It's 25 seconds long at 3 frames per second. It contains no flashing or neon-colored elements, and in my estimation is not harder to look at than an equivalent still images. But if you have accessibility questions you'd like answered before clicking that link, please comment! I'm not embedding the image in this post. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ

Ok, blathering about it: )
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After more years than I can count of not thinking about it, today is the day I went "wait, can I toggle Notepad++ to Dark Mode?"

  1. You can.
    • But you couldn't for years, so it's convenient that I didn't try a long time ago.
  2. To my ever-diminishing surprise you have to do it in two parts though: there's Settings โ†’ Preferences โ†’ Dark Mode and Settings โ†’ Style Configurator.
    • Pโ†’Dark Mode governs the "outer" part of the program like the toolbars, sidebars and footer.
    • Style Configurator governs the "interior" notepads themselves like the "paper" color, font and selection.
  3. Regular people can probably just set the first of those and move on with their lives. (Because turning on Dark Mode technically triggers the DefaultDarkMode theme without you having to do it yourself.)
  4. I began with the second and quickly realized how cool I could make individual colors, fancy formatting, etc so I've given up and made a custom theme that goes beyond basic Dark Mode. I enjoy forest-colored dark and by golly I will have it.
  5. But I want everyone to know one default preinstalled theme is "Hello Kitty" and YES it looks like what you imagine. The only reason I'm not using it is my eyes can't take it. But I wish they could.
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I have a short one for you today because the research is more difficult than I was anticipating (I have opened MULTIPLE .PDFs from researchgate!!) but let met tell you the weird thing about slipper lobsters.

Slipper lobsters, which have a few other common names including "mitten lobsters" are indeed lobsters usually found in the sea. Taxonomically they're off to one side from "true lobsters" ie the thing a USAmerican thinks of when they contemplate a lobster dinner, but upon seeing one you will have no trouble agreeing that that's a funky lobster. If I had to award them a single adjective it would be cute. Slipper lobsters are range from "a bit more charming than regular lobsters, in their own goofy way" to "n'awww!" All of them want to cosplay a fancy rug of one shape or another; most of them have ended up with cartoonishly adorable bead eyes and what looks like their version of hands bundled up in front, as if they're constantly giving you big pleading puppydog looks.

For examples, please look under this cut at some photos courtesy wikipedia & tumblr. )

Alright, having looked... the thing I started researching was how those big claws in front worked. The "mitten lobster" name refers to these, and they are lobsters, so obviously they gotta be claws! I just needed to figure out the physics/full 3D anatomy of 'emโ€“

I eventually found a labeled diagram. They're not claws. Those are highly modified ANTENNAE.

Diagram explaining scyllarid 'mittens': they're antennae.
Source: Introduction to the Biology and Fisheries of Slipper Lobsters (2007) PDF

Turns out they don't have The Lobster Claws at all. They turned their antennae, or at least antennae segments 2-6, into snow shovels instead. Huh.
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I correctly guessed I would not like Windows 11 and did not want to upgrade. Alas, the decision was made for me, so now I have practical lived experience to say:

holy fucking RegEdits!! WINDOWS 11 IS NOT GOOD.
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